The ducks nuts experience.

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• A boring, cookie-cutter ceremony that feels like it was Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V’d from Google.
• Guests sitting around thinking, “Wait, what’s happening now?”
• Stress. Nope, not today. I’m your wedding-day ninja, here to make it all smooth sailing.
• Cringey, over-the-top jokes. Timing and tone matter—your love story deserves better.

• Obligation-Free Chat: Let’s grab a coffee, jump on a call, or video chat—it’s your chance to see if we vibe (spoiler alert: we probably will).
• Your Love Story, Your Way: A completely personalized, engaging ceremony all about you two—your quirks, your laughs, your love.
• Keepsake Children’s Book: Forget boring paper or an iPad! Have your ceremony turned into a sweet storybook to cherish forever or at minimum a printed copy.
• Unlimited Access: Need to chat? I’m here. Email, phone, carrier pigeon—whatever works for you.
• Online Portal: All your wedding stuff in one spot. Legal forms, ceremony drafts, checklists—you name it, it’s there.
• Picnic Hangout: A laid-back session where you share your stories, and you gush about your partner while sneaking me the juicy details for your vows.
• All the Legal Stuff: I’ll take care of the paperwork like a pro.
• Vendor Superpowers: I’ll chat with your suppliers to make sure everything runs like clockwork. Plus I have an epic list of amazing people should you need it.
• The Big Moment: I’ll deliver your ceremony with the perfect blend of romance, fun, and a touch of flair.
• Soundtrack to Your Day: My premium Bose sound system (wireless mics + Bluetooth!) means your ceremony will sound as good as it feels.
• Your No. 1 Fan: I’ll hype you up, cheer you on, and make sure your day is as magical as you imagined.
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Oh, and this is the fun bit:
All my couples get bonus Meta Glasses footage of the big day! Plus, as newlyweds, you’ll get to fly my drone for some seriously epic shots of you and your guests.

That's right epic content for free.

Upgrade to have me as your MC! I’ll stick around for the whole celebration, keeping everything running smoothly so you can relax, laugh, and enjoy every second.

For everything else thee is Mastercard. Hit that button below and tell me all about your plans so far.